| "... i tell her the story about my fish. this is fish number six hundred and forty one in a life time of gold fish. my parents bought me the first one to teach me about loving and caring for another living creature of God. six hundred and forty fish later, the only thing i know is that everything you love will die. the first time you meet that special someone, you can count on them one day being dead and in the ground."
- chuck palahniuk
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| oh im so happy the weathers finally warm. and not for the usual reasons either.
sure. i love the warm weather, daylight savings, flowers, and spring break.
but what is the root of my happiness you ask?
JORTS SEASON HAS BEGUN!!
thats right everyone jean shorts are in full swing and i couldnt be happier.
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| Today we salute you, Mr. Constant Collar Putter Upper. You, bedecked in
popped collar, teach us that we no longer have to live with a cold,
back of the neck. Sure, your Pink alligator polo may look feminine to
some, but not to the 17 other frat guys wearing the same thing at the
bar. Where others may see thoughtless fashion conformity, you preach a
higher gospel. You preach of a world where its okay for a man to go
tanning. You ask "why can't we wear make-up, and use shampoo with
lavender essecence?" So crack open an ice-cold Bud Light, Mr.
Abercrombie (or is it Fitch?), because we all know, when we really need
a piece of gum, you might have one....in your man purse |
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| i've come to realize that i've more feelings for someone that i had first thought.
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